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Why Las Vegas has no basements June 22, 2008

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Interesting Vegas factoid:

Las Vegas has very few house basements. Plenty of swimming pools but no basements. That didn’t make any sense to me until someone explained that this area has hard bedrock at about the 5-foot level. Any deeper than that and you need to blast it out.

If I built a house here, I’d dig until I hit bedrock, then set the foundation in that hard rock, create a sunken living room and build up from there. Maybe run some kind of coldwater pipe system to take advantage of the cool ground first, then run the piping thru the walls – or something like that – to save on air-conditioning costs.

Dreaming is still free. :)

Movie “Panic Room” twisted into a mildly-funny short film June 22, 2008

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I daydream a lot about innovative ideas. Dreaming is a wonderful thing. You can have anything you want for no money and enjoy it for as long as the daydream lasts. You can design a new building out of combination of solid gold and unobtainium and not have to spend a penny. Within my imagination, I can design any innovative design – both practical and silly – that I’d never be able to afford to have in real life.

I was reading some article on innovations in home security the other day. It made me think of what kind of home security features I’d have in a house daydream.

My ultimate, custom-made, nonexistent home would include a secret fireproof crawlspace that is connected to every room. Got a burglar in the house? No problem. I’d escape through the secret crawlspace panel hiding in the wall or floor!

You know the tube-shaped water slides you see in some amusement parks? Well, I’d have that kind of slide/chute (without the water) that starts with the hidden crawlspace series of tubes and ends in a secret underground room some distance away from the house.

(Then again, you are reading this from a creative-thinking female geek who actually dreams of owning and designing her own amphibious motorhome. I never claimed to have the kind of intellect that could be easily confined behind a normal, suburban, white picket fence.)

Which brings us to the film “Panic Room”. I’ve never seen the film, but I’d read enough reviews to understand what it is about. As usual, I started thinking how I’d put a twist on that reality. After combining that with my escape-chute daydreams, I ended up with a whole new scenario that made me grin.

My new daydream: I want to see some humorous independent film-maker do a little parody on “Panic Room” that goes something like this:

House owners buy house, discover it has a panic room. Cool.

A few weeks later, some annoying, fully-armed home invaders do their being-terrifying thing. Owners hide in panic room.

Insert a scene of house owners being threatened, tension runs high, things get all suspenseful…

…then one of the owners discovers a note on the wall above the hidden trapdoor, describing the escape slide chute into the outdoor hidden room. They also find out that the hidden outdoor room shares the same intercom system as the panic room.

The owners go from panicking to grinning at each other. :)

Off they go down the slide. They end up in the hidden underground room. Cool.

Once in the underground bunker, they pop their heads up through the aboveground entrance to see the intruders in the window still trying to talk to them on the house intercom.

House owners proceed to turn the intruders from scary thugs to dumbasses by using the intercom system to pretend that they are still scared and stuck in the panic room. It eventually turns into taunting the intruders and telling them rather rude things about their immediate ancestors, etc. before they finally get around to calling the cops.

PWNED!

Not sure how my fantasy short film would end. Probably would need some comedy reference to some actual incident in the film.

If you have a bright idea to improve this short-film daydream, write it in the comments.

500 bucks for a $4 ethernet cable? June 21, 2008

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Check this out.

This too.

It turns out that some audio company called Devon has found the perfect way to extract tons of money from the wallets of people who don’t know better. Just sell an ethernet cable as if it were created by God himself, aim your marketing directly at high-end audio enthusiasts – the $ will roll on in!

Dang… I need to get in in this racket.

ANNOUCEMENT! I got a really neat special bunch of rock for sale right here which will improve the sound of your audiophile speakers! You just buy two from me at $250 each, place one on each speaker, and the audiophile rocks will balance your sound like you won’t believe!
These rocks ROCK!
Just email me to find out how to get these amazing rockin’ rocks!

Thin-film Photovoltaics – Better than chocolate! June 14, 2008

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OK, everyone knows about women and chocolate. She’s gotta have it. Period. No pun intended.

Me? Gimme this female geek some quality techy innovation news, and I react like I just spotted some good Belgian chocolate heading in my direction.

Yeah, I’m an techy innovation addict. I just gotta have news of THE latest cool innovations. This woman’s gotta have her cool new technology info! Serve it up to me, ASAP!

So here’s my latest hit. Delicious thin-film photovoltaics, baby! !

Translation: Looks like they are FINALLY learning how to mass-produce solar cells for cheap!

It’s a story being repeated throughout the solar world, from the Southwest to Silicon Valley to Germany. Everywhere you look, thin-film solar companies are opening new, more efficient factories. The thin in thin film refers to the skinny layers of photoactive chemicals needed for the technology, as compared with the thicker films used in crystalline-silicon solar modules. Though thin-film photovoltaics are cheaper than the crystalline ones on most rooftop solar panels, the technology has proved maddeningly difficult to mass-produce, which had kept it from going mainstream. But today thin film is the hottest part of the fastest-growing new energy source in the world. BCC Research, which charts technology markets, expects the global solar market to grow from $13 billion to $32 billion by 2012, with thin film expanding 45% a year. Masdar, the clean-energy arm of the government of Abu Dhabi, just announced that it will invest $2 billion in thin film. “Crystalline silicon has had its day,” says Peter Harrop, chairman of the London-based research firm IDTechEx. “These new technologies will be taking over.

Though the company was launched in 1999, it has its origins in a solar start-up that had been around since the mid-1980s. First Solar spent years tinkering before moving to mass production. It was able to weather those early days of profitless experimentation because it had a rich, patient backer: Wal-Mart heir John Walton, who pumped $250 million into First Solar before his death in 2005.

Walton’s investment has paid off handsomely. Since it began commercial production of thin-film modules in 2002 (much of the output has been sold to small-scale solar farms in Germany, where generous subsidies have primed the market), the company has done nothing but grow. With factories in Arizona and Germany and another being built in Malaysia, First Solar should be producing 1 gigawatt of solar power yearly by the end of 2009. “They’ve fully overcome the technological barrier with large production and low defects,” says Rhone Resch, president of the Solar Energy Industries Association. “Their plants are fully automated–it looks just like a silicon-chip factory.”

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As First Solar scaled production up, it was able to bring its costs down. Solar producers measure their costs in terms of dollars per watt of energy produced, a formula that’s a combination of the cost of producing a module and its power efficiency. Right now the best crystalline-silicon makers can sell modules at $3 to $4 a watt; First Solar can sell at around $2.40 a watt, a price the company expects to reduce steadily. “They’ve really pushed this industry over the threshold,” says Travis Bradford, author of The Solar Revolution. “They possess great technology.”

Yum. i love this kinda stuff. :)

Read more at:

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1813954,00.html

New innovation in creating fresh water from seawater June 11, 2008

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THIS is GREAT!

http://cleantechnica.com/2008/06/09/teatro-del-agua-the-seawater-greenhouse-that-can-change-the-world/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DFNgzKABos

I love creativity and innovation, and this is a perfect example.

http://www.greenocean.org/

Creating freshwater from seawater with just sunlight and no fuel. Add in some gorgeous architecture, and you have the kind of thing that makes me just want to be part of THAT team!

Aw man… (wistful sigh)… being involved on this level of creativity and innovation is how I want to live my life.

But at least I can blog about it, that is something.

Who wants to be an “Online Fitness Coach”? June 10, 2008

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So I was riding home today, and while stopped at a light, I spotted a handmade sign that said something like this:

Become an ONLINE FITNESS COACH.
Will train!
Make lots of $$$!”

Oh I can just see THAT!  :)

(Cue aerobic exercise music)

ONE!  TWO!
ONE! TWO!

LIFT THAT MOUSE!  PUT IT DOWN!
LIFT THAT MOUSE!  PUT IT DOWN!

RIGHT-CLICK!  LEFT-CLICK!
RIGHT-CLICK!  LEFT-CLICK!

F5!  F5!  F5!  F5!  F5!  F5!
REFRESH THAT WINDOW!!!

Control-alt-delete… and RELAX!”
Sounds like a fun gig to me.  :-)

Inflatable concrete shelter June 5, 2008

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I LOVE innovative ideas like this.

The Concrete Canvas Shelter is a rapidly deployable hardened shelter that requires only water and air for erection. It can be deployed by two people without any training in approximately thirty minutes and is ready to use in twelve hours. The shelter consists of a cement-impregnated fabric (Concrete Cloth) bonded to the outer surface of an inflatable plastic inner structure.

Prior to construction, the shelter is delivered folded in a sealed plastic sack. Once the sack is positioned and filled with water, the fiber matrix wicks water into the cement, naturally controlling the water-to-cement ratio. The sack is cut open after hydration, and a battery-driven fan inflates the inner plastic lining, causing the structure to lift. After a duration of twelve hours, the concrete will have set sufficiently for use.

The fibers of the Concrete Canvas fabric form a coherent matrix within the concrete, providing tensile reinforcement and helping prevent crack propagation. If desired, the shelter can be buried with over 0.5 meters of sand on the roof in order to provide increased insulation and protection.

http://www.concretecanvas.co.uk/aboutccs.html

The Laptop Hairball June 2, 2008

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Sometimes I will help my friends by fixing, upgrading and maintaining their computers. Sometimes they pay me money, other times it’s in barter exchange for something useful.

The other day, I went to visit a wonderful lady who I admire for both her smarts and her fantastic ability to keep a clean house. I tend towards having a bit of clutter where I live.

Her laptop had symptoms that had me suspecting either a hardware issue or a heat issue. I figured if it were a heat issue, I could at least see if I could blow out some dust from inside the machine with a can of compressed air.

Shooting the compressed air into the fan intake didn’t bring out a hoped-for cloud of dust. So much for a nice, simple, heat issue fix.

Well, I figured, the LEAST I could do is to clean her keyboard as a courtesy. There was a little grunge between the keys. Might as well use the compressed air to blow out the dust and make the keyboard nice and neat.

I stuck the compressed-air straw underneath the J key and gave it a shot. Up popped some dust and a little wad of hair.

A little wad of WHAT?

Paper clip… where’s a paper clip… ah, there’s one. Let’s just unbend this wire and use it to get what’s underneath that J key some more; see what we come up with.

Remember the big blue furry guy from Monsters Inc? Kinda like that. Only it wasn’t blue. it was a mixture of different hairs from possibly a fuzzy blanket as well as from a human scalp. There was food bits in it too.

Ewwww.

So I started gently escavating between each key (making sure that I didn’t break anything) and scraping hairy sludge out from underneath. More ewww. I kept digging out hair chunks and depositing them in a growing hairball pile.

By the time I was done, the resulting large hairball was ready for it’s own hamster wheel and a bed of wood shavings. Only not nearly as cute. I’m surprised the darn thing didn’t grow it’s own eyeballs in the process.

My lovely friend was rather shocked by what was hiding within her laptop keyboard. How could all that accumulate in just 3 years in a spotless house like hers?

I didn’t tell her some of the worst stories I’ve heard on the net about what sometimes can be found hiding within the keys on a computer keyboard.

I’ll just say that if she were some rather skeevy guy instead of a classy lady, I would have not gotten anywhere NEAR that thing.

Tips for Non-Geeks: How To Use The Internet To Avoid Scams June 1, 2008

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How To Use The Internet To Protect You From Potential Scams 

So your brother-in-law has discovered this “great new business opportunity!” and is badgering you to join him to help him get rich.  It sounds a bit shady, but you have no evidence that this scheme is a scam.   What do you do? 

You hear about a new company or service.  You have no idea if they are any good. What is an efficient way to instantly find out if there are any problems with that product or service? 

Easy.  Just surf to www.google.com and type in the name of the product or service, then add the word “problem”. 

For instance:  “Company X problem” or “XYZ wide-screen TV problem”. 

If there is a problem, people all over the planet will be complaining about it. 

Now try it again, this time by using the word “scam” instead of “problem”.   Now try using the word “complaint”. 

Doing this kind of search will reveal all the secrets that company or service doesn’t want you to know.  You can then use your own judgement as to what to do from there.  You will also finally know what to tell your brother-in-law. 

Tips for Non-geeks: Great Online Resources for Having Fun With Graphics On Your Computer June 1, 2008

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Sometimes looking for good things on the Internet is like endlessly sorting through gravel to find the occasional rare diamond. When you find one, you just want to share it with your friends. For beginners playing with graphics, there are some few delightful resources out there which can keep you very busy and happy.

So with no further ado, here are 5 fun resources on the net where your creativity can really fly:

1. The Generator Blog (www.generatorblog.blogspot.com/)

A generator? Isn’t that a gizmo that creates electricity?

Well, yes, but in this instance, we have a whole new meaning to the word “generator”.

Instead of creating electricity, these generators generate fun graphics, cool banners and silly pictures automatically with words that you type in. This web page is a directory of many graphics generators found accross the internet. These range from very strange to very cool to very silly. A hilarious example is the Alphabet Soup Generator at www.redkid.net/generator/soup/sign.php where you can spell out your own message within a picture of alphabet soup.

1. Best Free Fonts on the internet: www.dafont.com

Everyone knows what a font is. However do you know just how creative fonts can get? Go to www.dafont.com and click on any category and be amazed at the creativity. You can have a font that looks like it came from a horror movie. You can have a font that looks like a kid’s handwriting. Whatever theme you can think of, chances are there is a font that matches that theme.

3. Best Source of Dingbats (similar to “Wingdings”): www.urbanfonts.com/free-dingbats.htm

Everyone is familiar with the Windows font knows as Wingdings. When you choose Wingdings as your font, every key on your keyboard produces an interesting graphic instead of a letter of the alphabet. This is known as a “dingbat font. Well, if you like Wingdings, you will LOVE this ultimate online source of dingbat fonts! You can find fun wingding-like images from animals to sports to architecture.

4. Best Source of Cool Color Schemes: www.colourlovers.com/

What colors go together for the best effect? What can set the mood for your sketching project – or even painting a room? When you need great inspiration towards choosing great colors for a project, look no further than www.colourlovers.com.

5. Best Free Graphic Creation Programs: www.your3dsource.com/makeyourownanimation.html

Feeling ambitious? Want to go beyond just ordinary graphics and learn how to create your own original computer images? This website contains several FREE programs to get you started, including 3D programs for creating your own alternate universe. You can even use some of these programs to design your own house!